This is wot I wrote in 2006 :He may call him self a nija, but I've managed to kick his ass on many an occasion.. however the boy does come up with some fabulous cocktail combinations for mountain side drinking.. Looking forward to the Nija's vs Pirates?? at this years decomp.
2008 update: Josh still rocks, I treasure his friendship, and love him to peices. He's still a kick arse ninja, stripey sock wearing, good face painting,amazing costume co-ordinating, cherry coke cocktail weilding superstar . He has a huge place in my heart!

Despite his bad-ass smack-talking-ninja way of introducing himself to me via death threats and insult-filled posts on tribe, I've discovered that under that doom-filled exterior there lies the heart of a teddy bear. Well, sort of. Josh can make a mean cup of tea, throw a killer party and explain the technical, scientific, social and pharmacological implications of just about anything. He's going to get me into big trouble one day, I just know it...

josh is a proper ninja and I must say I am quite impressed by this.

I'm also quite impressed with quite a few other things such as josh seeming to always have the right supplies required to enhance any life experience, including portable music, glowsticks and ninja-ness

Josh is the most incredible Ninja that you can meet in Nowhere and everywhere!

Uh, yeah so um fucker I think you were right and I meant reactive. I'm saying it as a testimonial because it might be the only time I ever in the world ever admit you were right and I was wrong.

Yeah. so there.

oh and I miss you

Hey fucker, guess what?

My bright red hair dye is UV light reflective!!!

hahahahahahaha

How do ya like them apples, eh?

There are two things I love in life to laugh and to dance, thats why all I need is Josh guaranteed to make me laugh and the best dance partner in the world.
I love you

Josh is one of those amazing wonderful welcoming people that you can't help but smile when you see -- a very naughty mischievous smile of course. He has led me to some of my favorite moments in London. Thanks!

Josh: one of the few people I've come across who are as childlike as they are hardcore.

There aren't many who are the perfect company for situations as diverse as cavorting on climbing frames, throwing flesh hooks and utterly senseless intoxication. Josh is one of those few.

I wish I'd known him when we were both 7.

Reason number 69,417 why I love Josh:

Burning other people (and each other) in everyone's tribe blogs but ours.

Reason number 69,418:
I think I'm in line for fifth wife position or some such nonsense.

Reason number 69,419:
He isn't Neil. haha

Reason number 69,420:
I don't need a fucking reason, asshole!

Josh, what fun is to be had when this cheeksome meat fighting fiend is around. A pleasure and a joy! RESPECT. One who is not afraid to do what the fuck he wants and inspire his pals. Thanks : )

Simply put he is my best friend. He picks me up when I am down and shows me endless love. He is also my guide in this new and exotic world that I am starting to explore. If I fall I have no doubt that he will always catch me.

My love for him is bigger than the both of us.

Josh is a zombie ninja king of his own castle, a domain which he generously welcomes his friends to come into and play.
Although appearing larger than life, I have often come across him residing in the quiet centre of the party cyclone, a man of deeper thought and creativity than a superficial glance would show.
He is the best nephew to ever have adopted me, and his uncle and Aunt are very proud of him.

Travelling companion on the homeward leg of our spanish adventure it was this fine gentlemen that kept our spirits up. Not to mention his support in the dark days of my near imprisonment.

He understands the blinky and no greater praise could I lay on this mans shoulders. Well OK I could also praise is costuming skills but that would be just too much.

Thing * testicules *


:p

:D

This man is a LEGEND!!!!!!

Not just because he's a ninja, not jsut because he always has the happiness, not just because he gives good hug, not just because he appears out of thin air with hippie crack...

...but because of all of that and so much more...

...and also because he let me punch him in the neck at least fortyleventeen times!

Yes Josh,

The guy who lets wayward american girls crash Duvet World for months at a time and accepts payment only in cheese toasties and gardenside masochism.

A very stellar Ninja indeed.

We could all learn a little something from josh.

Like how to be a fucking rock star.

Yeah, josh is a rockstar, and his wife is hot

A true friend, confidante, party buddy and supplier of many memories over the last 2 yearsif only because I can't quite remember how things were before then.

It's Josh. what more do I need to say?

god how much does josh rock,

this man is a powerhorse, a powerhorse of intoxication, hard work and boundless lovleieness, be it in a squat in east london, a moutnain in spain or overpriced naff gay clubs this bad boy parties hard and is muchly lovely. with ninja prescence, ipecible dressing up styleee and big time adorablilty he is a party power hippy of the most high order!

i would have his babies if my insides were not all wrong.

Shhush....Its Josh.....He is a very Naughty Ninja and has many special skills, watch out for him, if you can....... he moves at the speed of light.