Having Brendan in my life has restored the meaning of the word "family".

So I'm doing this thing with BMC, and hes all like stay at my house! Stay at my house! And I'm all like No, No, and hes all like come on! So I did, and when I woke up I saw these wigs and this huge makeup case and was like "Hmm, there is eiter a model here or a drag queen living here..." So that was neat, and then this girl says she doesnt want to go all the way back to el cerrito or some such place, and I'm all like " see that cute guy? he will let you stay at his house!" and I swear I didn't notice she had really nice boobs till later. then we all are walking down the street to his house and there were like these REALLY big glass jars, and I am like, those would be good for something! And b is all like "how do we mmake them airtight, so I was like Latex! so we take the jars to his house and we all fall asleep. So anyway we finish up the thing and we are all acting really silly, when he looks me right in the eye and says "One time my partner was named sara and my girlfriend was named sarah, THAT was confusing!" and I all start jumping up and down yelling and shaking my fists going " HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT POLYAMORY BEFORE I GOT MARRIED!!!!!!" and he looks right at me and says " thats ok, you are learning about it NOW."

My mom likes bmc and thinks he's adorable.
:)