My Testimonials

May 10, 2008
Wanna say that to my face, Yoni?!??
September 8, 2007
This one makes my heart sing. My words can only attempt to capture his brilliance; I feel him too deeply for language. Superlatives only begin to hint at his magic…
He inspires me every moment, every way. He challenges and delights me, beckons me to realize my dreams, lighting the way with his refulgent love. He embodies flawless integrity, fierce compassion, and limitless empathy. He is vast imagination and fearless creativity, unassailable logic and razor-sharp wit, giddy laughter and sublime mayhem. The best playmate, dance partner, and co-conspirator ever and a fierce, true friend. He is my Beloved; my life is forever changed by the gift of his love.
April 15, 2007
Eggcelent is an understatement for this great egg.
a good crack open of that mind, to peep on inside
oh what is in there tickles my fancy so.....
your tradition, your love for house, and the way you sport them fancy duds.
it's never a cloudy day with this polywog.
i checked you right off my list my friend.
stoked on you. shtick in the dank art.
Happy Birthday!
Zsa loves you, Checks you, Shticks you.
January 29, 2007
He maks cards come out of peoples mouths.

I still want that 4 of clubs...
November 6, 2006
i am ashamed it has taken me a year and a half to write a testimonial for this incredible man.

nick can do anything. i've seen it. anything he wants to create, he can, and DOES- and that action and integrity makes him even more amazing. i was so intimidated by nick when i first moved into his house, my first home in portland, and yet more than anything, i was totally fascinated. Take stunning wit and intellect, throw in a dash of quirk, some silver platforms, a heaping dose of empathy and compassion, a sweetness that's tangible, and the most beautiful sense of joy in the darndest, weirdest, most wonderful slices of life... and you get Nick, the Artist, the Dreamer, the Tinkerer, the Creative Force, and a man i admire and adore.
now my hope is that some day i will make it on his "top cool kids" list so that i can get a birthday present made by him. he makes the bestest presents ever.

i love you, nick!
February 14, 2006
Arson Nick, I loved your Bacon Heart at the Egg! I got to it right as the party was shutting its doors and the bacon was a still a perfect balance between crunchy and succulent! It was funny, tasty, provocative and obviously heart felt. I loved it, thanks!
November 27, 2005
oh nick, what a yummy buddy
i wanna bite him too, all over
the things he thinks of thrill me
i love you bro*
November 7, 2005
Such an asset....
This is a good one, for sure. Know him. I promise, you won't be disappointed.
May 19, 2005
I smile just hearing your name or thinking about you Nick. Pretty good considering I'm straight and all that stuff..

The man has made me laugh to the point that I exploded.. ouch!
March 28, 2005
Nick is a good egg
September 12, 2004
Still waters run deep, hmmmm? This one isn't just running down there - he's refashioning the fabric of the known world into a carnival of dark humor, silent ecstacies, reclaimed trash & vegetable votives where we will each & all discover our own fractal brilliance by doing just what we like best.
All I can say is it's a good thing he's on OUR side.
April 8, 2004
Simply peachy this one!! I wanna byte him!! :-)
Dripping juice down my face....all sticky.....licking it off.....
mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! Sugar free of course!! ;-)