This guy really comes in like a lamb and out like a lion. It's amazing, you don't think he has much to say but it turns out this is the most intelligent person I've ever met. No kidding. He runs rings around me.

I accosted him in the high school courtyard at lunch and demanded to know who he thought the world's greatest living guitarist was. Humility prevented him from giving me the correct answer. If "Tobyism" is a religion, I am indeed the Pope. If this is a fan club, I'm the president, bitch. Toby M. Graves takes minutes to like and a lifetime to understand fully. I've got the time, baby, and so should you.