I would just like to insert into this pile of testimonials... my penis.

thank you, and god bless.

so it looks like i've already written 3 testimonials for my dear pez. that means i should probably stop, no?

well i'm quite absent-minded. i keep forgetting i've written one already and so i write again.

then again, maybe i just really love her that much.

oh hell, who are we kidding? i like seeing my face on this page.

I am only writing this testimonial because I love Zoe and think she has value in and of herself as a unique and interesting individual.

And, the bitch got some big fat titties.

No one brings out the snark in me like mizz zo! More importantly there are few people that really impress me as much as this girl here. She is the quintessential shit damn it. Bold, beautiful, talented, witty, smart and fun, yeah, she's got those markets cornered.

She is also one of the people on my short list to call when I am really in need, and that says volumes about her character. Word.

Zoe is my girl, so hail to the king, really, I mean it, do it now!

seriously, folks.

i don't know how i could have lived before i met pez.

she's like my rock and my bouncy ball in one.

i love her as i love me. and you know that's saying a lot.

I've rarely seen someone tackle the world with such gusto. It's like her aura screams BRING IT ON! Motivated, talented, energetic, enthusiastic.... Oh and the best part? A loyal and trustworthy friend--yet another dying breed in this world of ours. I'm so lucky to know Zoe.

You know what I absolutely adore about this girl? She spells everything correctly. It's really a very important trait in a friend.

inspiration.

She is the type of brilliant whippersnapper I crave.

You know, I just realized that even though Zoe wrote me a beautiful testimonial, I had not yet written one for her. So I stumble in here and see that she has *22* testimonials already!

So I'm pretty much off the hook here. I mean, you all obviously already know how incredibly, and amazingly cool she is. How smart and sexy and hot and fun too.

Enough said.

*Princess Zoe* is one of the cooliest tribe peeps that I know. She's very witty, smart and extra cute. Now, she expects me to be her Thai chef; in other words her servant to Thai *spicy* cookery. Ah, she's that sweet enough and a good friend that I am willing to offer her my homemade Thai meals with her. 'Cause I need a tough blooded Korean chick to eat my very spicy Thai dishes.

*hugs*

When you interact with Pez online she is so incredibly dynamic, funny, and overall just a treat. When you meet her in person she's so much more than that. She's warm, witty, and completely lovable. I absolutely love this chica.

zoe is a lot of woman.

i generally don't like self-professed bitches. take janice dickinson, for example. if you're gonna be a bitch, at least be funny.

that's why i like pez. she makes me chuckle every time i see her. and sometimes, she can tell a really good joke.

There are few people who can cause me to laugh more readily than our dear PZ. Her wit is razor sharp and I must admit to having walked away from many an encounter with her covered in band-aids. That said, it is she who always manages to coax the finest hour from my own mischievously poisoned pen. Make no mistake... she's clever, perceptive and if you cross her, the last thing you'll remember is tripping over your own words into a briar patch of embarrassment.

She's a cool character and a smooth operator. She's also one of the few folks who've managed to keep my interested in Tribe. I heart her generously and hope that our adventures in the cyberplayground and in the materia firma have only just begon.

(((smoooch)))

I remember the day this fine woman gave me the following advice...

"I don't think you can tell people NO, thats the problem with our society. Taking condoms out of school doesn't stop kids from having sex. Just please Be smart! These things do have consequences, and has the possibility of being something very dangerous, and they do send a bad message to people who view you as someone who has higher morals for himself"

I've made a point of ignoring her whenever possible.

I don't often like spoiled asian princesses with an attitude the size of her monstrous tiara... but in your case, zoe, I'll make an exception.

Your booty is so soft and smooth.

I've never actually met my lady Zoe yet.
But I have no doubt what so ever that if/when I do, she will swiftly start getting me into all kinds of trouble, chaos, calamaties, and otherwise kick ass conundrums. And I'd be thanking her for every minute of it.

You're my Vitamin Z !!!

She's Supersonic and quite the glitter snapper!

Ok ok, you can oil me up if I can oil you up.

LA princessa ... what can I say, once you see her, I know you'll fall in love. Runs great, reasonable mileage, semi regular service, some cosmetic damage, but at this price you won't find a better deal. And for you, I'll throw in a free 8 track.

I tried to lure the princess into my Bisexual-tron-o-mater with a male underwear model and I'll be damned if the dumb bloke didn't fall for her come hither stare and go to her instead.
DAGNABBIT! Looking through the Acme online catalog to devise a new fiendish plan............

she's way fucking smart, and even sweeter! if i could have my wishes granted...this princess would be one of them.

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i just met her on tribe the other night and she is very funny, friendly and nice. i am glad she joined my circle of friends

If you listen to Zoe, she'll tell you she's an overacheiving bitch. Since I don't take what people tell me at face value, I formed my own opinion: she's rather funny and sweet.

Zoe reminds me of that Andrew WK song. "I ain't got nothing to lose, gonna throw it away, and talk to you, she looks good, it's true, the girl is beautiful, she is beautiful." And I make her smile, that's a plus.