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Bender
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Age
46
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about me
Amuse bouche is French for "a party in one's mouth". Ok, that's a pretty loose translation, but if I wanted to be precise, I'd stick to one language. Typically, amuse bouche is a small appetizer or drink, possible strongly flavored since, hey, it's small. In my universe (where I reserve the right to redefine the language at my whim), it refers to all combinations of amusement and mouths. So, this redefined version is my theme: For example, I am an excellent cook, so I can amuse the mouth that way. I tell jokes (ok, I'm better at being witty than actually telling someone else's joke), so I amuse with my mouth. And, I do happen to be a first-rate kisser, so mutual bouches can be amuse'd simultaneously. I leave other permutations as an exercise for the reader. What else? I'm an engineer by day, actor by night, inventor by necessity, masseur by choice, writer by compulsion, and a helluva guy bye-bye...

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In a Relationship
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Female
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Often
Smoking
I don't smoke
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